i feel as though im being used.
most likely i am.
not a good feeling.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Saturday, May 06, 2006
[x] I'm afraid of silence.
[x] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[ ] I am really ticklish
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.
[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open
[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed
[ ] I am homosexual.
[x] I believe in true love.
[X] I've ran away from home
[ ] I listen to political music
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I watch the news
[X] I love Disney movies.
[X] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[x]I am a sucker for blue eyes
[x] I dont kill bugs
[X] I curse.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I've slipped and fell in public.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
[ ] I love Spam
[X] I bake well.
[X] I have worn pajamas to class.
[ ] I have owned something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I want a better job
[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[x] I love Dr. Phil.
[ ] I like multiple people
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I am self-conscious.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[ ] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I have a lot of scars.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I am not comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[ ] Gotten lost in the city.
[ ] Thought of suicide before.
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[X] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Swore at Liberace.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ]Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car
[ ] been to Japan.
[X] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Saw someone dying.
[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[ ] Eaten sushi.
[X] Cried in public.
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[X] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[x] Hate the world.
[x] Love someone who doesnt realize it.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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